"Being an adult is like trying to fold a fitted sheet." "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut." "I was hot until my photoshop free-trial expired." From Instagram to Twitter, we all want to be a social media star these days. But behind your phone screen are those perfectly filtered lives all they_re really cracked up to be? For millennials everywhere comes a book that says what we_re all really thinking. Whether it_s stuffing your face with pizza while scrolling through Gigi Hadid_s feed or experiencing life at the speed of fifteen WTFs per hour, this is the real life struggle of getting that double tap and achieving #goals.